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About Me

Here's more than you probably want to know about me...

Alright so you wanna know about me huh? I aint that interesting unless you actually KNOW me so ask my cousin Jamie or my best bud Cris how totally insane I am ;)

Well, I wanted to change about me. As a person I think I have grown in the new year, and I just have to add things about me.
My name is Jessica Elizabeth Lavers. I am 15 years old and I was born March 6, 1989, in Pierrefonds Montreal Quebec. I moved to Calgary AB when I was 6 years old...and I've lived here ever since. Calgary rules.
I am really outgoing and yet reeeaallly shy. I have a disability in learning math and I have ADHD. I don't like school, its the most fun I ever really have but it depresses me cause Im failing. I've been trying so hard but unless I get 100% on my exams, I'm back in grade nine next year. Which sucks.
I have wicked awesome friends and family...Cristiana, Alex, Robbie, Philipp, Nick, Evan, Kyle, Jamie, Patrick, Craig, Matt, Billy, Stephen, Kirsty, Janelle, Joel..like Im  gonna name all of you but you get the point right? You all know who you are!
I have a lot of pets. I don't care lol.
I am pretty easy to talk to but my mind wanders off. I am sooo demented but Jamie thinks I am a seriously funny and deranged person. I agree.
I like people who are really really talkative and make me laugh. If you can't make me laugh, then...uhmm...well you are just a boring person.
I have a weird sense of humor too. Everything in the world can be funny.
I have a purse I take everywhere with me. If I lost it, I would be so heartbroken I don't know what I would do.
Anyways, thats me for ya. I am overly sarcastic, really really nice and sweet but I can be a bitch too (to my parents mostly). Yep, so if you've got questions just talk to me on msn. hotchick00071@hotmail.com.

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Favorite Stuff

My Favorite Stuff? K yah here it is:

Favorite TV Show: Family Guy, Trailer Park Boys FREEDOM 35!
Favorite Movie: Resident Evil, HP&COS, Goodfellas
Favorite Music: Led Zeppelin, Van Halen, Supertramp, AC/DC, Alexisonfire, Blink 182, Michael Jackson, Loverboy, P.O.D., Papa Roach, Powerman 5000, System Of A Down, Linkin Park, Def Leppard, etc...
Favorite Book: Beyond the Deepwoods and White Oleander
Favorite Sports Team: FOOTBALL: Anybody good lol WRESTLING!!!: REY MYSTERIO KICKZ
Favorite Food: Number 31 on the menu at Mimosa (Vietnamese, its by Zellers)
People I Most Admire: Jack Black, Tom Green and My Skateboarding Buddies and Matt who gives me advice even though he's a meanie.
Favorite Actor: Ray Liotta. No questions. (Major hottie, awesome voice...oww owww!!!Oh, and he's a good actor.)
Favorite Actress: Nicole Kidman. Moulin Rouge was cool, and she was practically the best part. She's a wicked-good actress. Period.
 

Favorite Quotes

THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR - Me

Wow...they changed the white meat in the chicken nuggets at Mcdonalds. I think I know why...that kid is giving the plastic Ronald McDonald a blow job :S - Kevin
 
I AM JESUS - Kevin
 
I think its time to (turn on Get to the gone by Static-x) GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! - Jamie
 
Holly is a stupid crybaby whore. She should have her neck broken while she sucks Mr. Schneider's dick. - Me
 
(Kick the locker) FUCK! - Zack
 
Peter Pan? What a gaywad. Anyone who gets a gang of old school british idiots to fight a pirate is the biggest bonehead ever. - Me
 
Ya Rat Bastard - Jamie...or Peter Griffin.
 
Shiiiiitt - Cris (She says it all the time it's so funny)
 
Do you know the difference between a you and a FUCK OFF - Some guy on a chat room it was hilarious
 
Yo we gotta get some media up in dat shit lettin' all the mahfuckas in da hotbox and all da mahfuckas in da park undastand who's frontin' know what I'm sayin? - J-Roc
 
She kinda reminds me of a big fat goldfish you'd find at Petland. But the goldfish slightly resembles a cow. Maybe her mom was a goldfish and her dad was a cow. I feel sorry for her mother. - Me
 
'Are we staying home?' Kevin said, whispering as he tiptoed into my dark bedroom. 'I don't know but I'm sleeping so fuckin go away and bother the animals or something just shut up and get out.' and then Jessica yanks the covers over her head and goes back to bed. - Only the things people said was the quote. But that really happened this morning it was funny.
 
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump. A classic.
 
Oh look Potter! You've got yourself a girlfriend! (Lucius comes in) Now now Draco play nicely. - Draco Malfoy and Lucius Malfoy
 
Whoever said life was easy can fuck off - Jack Black